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The mayor of a village in southwest France has threatened
residents with severe punishment if they die, because there
is no room left in the overcrowded cemetery to bury them.
In an ordinance posted in the council offices, Mayor Gerard
Lalanne told the 260 residents of the village of Sarpourenx
that "all persons not having a plot in the cemetery and
wishing to be buried in Sarpourenx are forbidden from dying
in the parish."
It added: "Offenders
will be severely punished."
The mayor
said he was forced to take drastic action after an administrative
court in the nearby town of Pau ruled in January that the
acquisition of adjoining private land to extend the cemetery
would not be justified. Lalanne,
who celebrated his 70th birthday on Wednesday and is standing
for election to a seventh term in this month's local elections,
said he was sorry that there had not been a positive outcome
to the dilemma.
"It
may be a laughing matter for some, but not for me," he
said. (Reuters)
An Australian
couple who took a spontaneous weekend beach holiday were stunned
to arrive home to find a full-scale homicide investigation
underway into their presumed murders, reports said Tuesday.
Roy and
Heather Ostell pulled up to their Melbourne home to find police
setting up a press conference about their disappearance and
forensic officers tearing up their patio searching for signs
of foul play. The couple, aged 63 and 58, had made a last-minute
decision to take their Volkswagen Kombi to the beach for the
weekend but neglected to tell their daughter Angela about
their plans, the Australian newspaper reported.
She went
for a weekend visit to find the home unlocked and in a mess,
with the family dog out on the street fending for itself.
Fearing the worst, she called the police, who shared her concerns
and were about to address a large media pack at the couple's
home when they rolled up in.
Heather
Ostell told the reporters gathered on her lawn that her daughter
screamed "where have you been?" at her before storming
off. "She's
very upset naturally and shaking, and so I'm going to have
to make my peace with her in a moment," she said.
Ostell
said she and her husband had been totally unaware of the fuss
their disappearance had caused until they arrived back home.
And the
reason she didn't call her daughter about the spur-of-the-moment
holiday? "Would you believe we forgot the charger?"
Ostell
said there was a bright side to finding herself the subject
of a murder investigation. "At least they'd picked out
a nice photograph," she said. "I thought 'well if
I was dead, I'm glad they picked out a nice picture'."
(AFP)
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