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Briefs
This month,
two tales of men who had enough of their wives...
A French
winemaker has been charged with attempting to poison
his wife, whom he accused of working too hard in the
vineyard and of not doing enough for him, a prosecutor
said Tuesday (AFP)
Jacky Chatelain,
a 51-year-old vineyard owner from the Chablis wine region
of Burgundy, was arrested on Friday after a four-year
investigation into how his wife Josiane had fallen ill
with arsenic poisoning. Under questioning, he admitted
that he had tried to poison her because "she worked
too hard in the vineyard and did not do enough to look
after me," according to state prosecutor Francois
Perain.
Chatelain
has been charged and released on bail. He is forbidden
from returning to the Yonne administrative district
or from contacting the victim, from whom he was divorced
in 2006
.
And
finally... A British man fed up with his wife's complaints
advertised her for sale -- and got a number of offers.
(AFP)
"Nagging
Wife. No Tax, No MOT. Very high maintenance -- some
rust," wrote Gary Bates, 38, in a small ad in Trade-It,
more usually used to buy and sell cars or household
goods. Bates,
a self-employed builder from Gloucestershire, southwest
England, snapped after his wife Donna on got on his
nerves while she was watching television and decided
to place the ad as a joke.
"She
was nagging me for doing something small, while she
was watching some rubbish on TV. So I just thought I'd
put an ad in to get rid of her.
"I didn't
think anyone would ring up but I've had at least nine
or 10 people calling about her. It's gone mad. There
was no one I knew -- just people asking, 'Is she still
available?'" The couple only married last year,
and Bates said his 40-year-old wife -- whom he advertised
in the magazine's Free to Collect section, along with
some of his fishing tackle -- initially gave him "a
bit of an ear-bashing."
But
he said: "She's seen the funny side of it now though!"
(just you wait Gary.. she will have the last laugh..
Ed)
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